Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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