I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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