Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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