Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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