dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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