dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Randomize
