after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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