Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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