I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i barfeds in our rink
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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