You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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