I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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