i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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