I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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