Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I don't deserve a penis
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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