Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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