He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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