Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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