I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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