i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
