To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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