Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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