we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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