So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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