So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
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laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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