Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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