I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Do plants get herpes?
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