I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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