Whod you bang
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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