I think i peed on brittanys purse
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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