If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Randomize
