What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
