IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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