Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
honey bunches of taint.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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