week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Can I color on your dick again?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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