So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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