Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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