You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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