his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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