Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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