Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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