after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
