I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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