I CAN MOONWALK!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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