ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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