Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
