But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We need a shit load of segways right now
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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