Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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