i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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