This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
So much Jack, so little girl.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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