my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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