Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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